Funny Jokes Quotes

"The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk."
funny jokes quotes by, Anonymous.
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"Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."
funny jokes quotes by, Anonymous.
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"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
funny jokes quotes by, Ronald Reagan
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
funny jokes quotes by, Dean Martin
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"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."
funny jokes quotes by, Tommy Lasorda
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"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"
funny joke quotes by : Anonymous